Nothing seemed out of place except for the one obtuse object that stood out amongst a perfect setting, the very tall, ugly, stone walled clock tower. It was built by the town founder and stood right besi de [sic] the First Bank of Bunsel. Many times demolition plans were set to tear it down but its demise was never carried out, [sic] always a strange weather phenomenon prevented its destruction.

To live in the town of Bunsel there is one thing you just have to know. Everything, and I do mean everything is owned by the town boss, Big Bobby Boolacheck Senior. Mr. Bobby Boolacheck owns the Bunsel bakery, famous for it’s [sic] maple glazed covered Bunsel Buns, the Bunsel meat plant, famous for it’s [sic] thick half pound Bunsel Burgers and foot-long, thick as your wrist bunsel dogs. He also owns the Bunsel shopping centre where everything needed can be purchased in Bunsel groceries. Also he is proprietor of the Bunsel restaurant, which serves the very famous Bunsel deep dish pie and he even owns the Bunsel hotel, where a perfect nights [sic] sleep is guaranteed.

For as long as anybody could remember the town of Bunsel was run by someone named Bobby Boolacheck, all of whom had the same abrasive, obnoxious personality and the same nick name [sic], Big Bobby Boom!